Today, my parents tried to drown me. Or at least, that what I felt like. They stuck me in a pool of water and ran it all over my body. So naturally, I screamed for help.
Turns out, they weren’t trying to off me…they just thought I smelled a bit ripe and needed a sponge bath. I felt a little silly after my reaction.
Mommy was very careful to stay away from my umbilical cord stump while watching it. And in the end, the whole experience was a bit relaxing and I felt better after it.
So much better that I took a 2 hour nap after it was done.